Monthly Archives: March 2011

Downgrading the fleet

I’ve been dreaming of taking a cruise for a really long time but I always pictured myself on a huge ship with shimmering sea around me as I sipped champagne.

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Great Gamers

We’re not exactly sure what a descret adult is, but our guess is that they wear sunglasses so you don’t recognize them when they are looking at notty pitchurs.

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Today’s Deal

Dr Tuchnpheil specializes in treating paranoid disillusions and is offering therapy sessions half off today. No, your fruit salad is not going to attack you.

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