Beez on Chuckie needs you Brady on Seeking Crunchy Man Who Goes W…
Author Archives: Headcanon
Duuuuuuude, who wouldn’t want to be a nurse. Like… totally… you get to like… chill. With sick people. And like, there’s all kinds of trippy stuff to play with. whoooooaaaaah…
There is no grant in the world big enough to make me want to be alone in a room with Demon Baby. (Thanks Beezo)
What do you see in this picture? The correct answer is E K M Z W off an eye chart. If you answered a jet in the sky, you are wrong. Of course it wouldn’t be a jet. What does … Continue reading
After going back and forth for years, the public health care plan has been revised, revisited, revamped, nearly removed and is now released to the public. Everyone gets a tax exempt razor. 49 people can’t be wrong.
I’ve been dreaming of taking a cruise for a really long time but I always pictured myself on a huge ship with shimmering sea around me as I sipped champagne.
We’re not exactly sure what a descret adult is, but our guess is that they wear sunglasses so you don’t recognize them when they are looking at notty pitchurs.
Dr Tuchnpheil specializes in treating paranoid disillusions and is offering therapy sessions half off today. No, your fruit salad is not going to attack you.
Open casting call for TLC’s newest hit – “Kate Dates Eight” Must be interested in being tabloid fodder, wrangling an octet of ankle biters and putting up with daily emasculation. (thanks Cindy)
Sure, your office job pays well, but think how much more you could be making as an exotic dancer. We can train you.
Big and beautiful single eternal seeks single human male for serious short term relationship. Love long walks on the beach and bonfires. Dwarves need not apply. (Thanks Brady)