Category Archives: Love connection

More to Love

Open casting call for TLC’s newest hit – “Kate Dates Eight” Must be interested in being tabloid fodder, wrangling an octet of ankle biters and putting up with daily emasculation. (thanks Cindy)

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Seeking Crunchy Man Who Goes Well With Ketchup

Big and beautiful single eternal seeks single human male for serious short term relationship. Love long walks on the beach and bonfires. Dwarves need not apply. (Thanks Brady)

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